• Nothin' like a swift kick in the Genealogical pants. #ouch #
• Made progress in my Green family research today thanks to @stampsgal and her swift kick in my butt. #
• Lovin' the China Glaze blue sparkle crackle over OPI black! http://t.co/dnK32Ze #
• I had a great time bowling with friends tonight and playing in the arcade afterwards. Won some Fun Dip with tickets! #candyftw #
• This is one of those days when I would rather be sleeping in. #
• I received five new obituaries from the Kalamazoo Public Library! They are all from the Green family. #
• Time for my workout. Only three remaining until I'm done with the class. #whew #
• Bleh. Meh! #
• I got a response from the States Archives of Poland in Sanok about the Dominik inquiry: "Huh? We don't know what you're talking about." #
• My amazing S'more buffet spread – Delicious! http://t.co/9ALGWjO #

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• On the 9th day of Christmas break, aka New Year's Day 2012, I started the East Valley Genealogy Club on http://t.co/E5oaq6UU. #
• S'mores on the grill with Ghiradelli chocolate squares http://t.co/aIrSmxl5 #
• During 2011 I lost 16 inches off my body and 23 pounds. Since starting WW in September 2010, I've lost a total of 33 inches and 56 pounds. #
• I've dropped 9 inches off my hips, and melted from a tight size 26 jeans to a comfortable size 18. #
• On the last day of Christmas break, we went to breakfast at Butterfield's with the family and began planning next year's Christmas travel. #
• I finally got used to relaxing and hanging out doing nothing, and now I have to go back to work. #boohoo #
• I love coming home to new Beanies in the mail! Yay! #
• It smells distinctly of canned fruit cocktail in the bathroom at work. #
• Somehow I have started receiving massive amounts of spam email and spam WordPress comments. It's like my spam blockers went on strike! #
• I'm beat! TV time. #
• My new nail polish rack – with room to grow! http://t.co/7Hyq29HW #
• It's always nice to start a weekend with no plans until my chat with @stampsgal on Sunday afternoon. #
• I just discovered COX has High Definition Music Choice channels. I think I should review the channel guide more often… #doh #
• Hello, Saturday morning! Now… what to do with you? #
• I scheduled a dozen blog posts and updated my Ty Beanie Baby collection. Now it's off to lunch @ Freddy's with the folks! #

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• Merry Christmas! #
• Lazy Christmas day. Opened gifts with Andrew and the kitties, took a nap, read some Photoshop mags. Grilling pizza tonight with the family! #
• We had a wondeful relaxing Christmas this year with just the six of us. I vote next year we all go on a cruise together! #
• Day 3 of Christmas Break. Moved my slot machine to the folks' house. Lunch @ Five Guys. Now it's time to work on gift returns and exchanges. #
• On the fourth day of Christmas break, I did some research at Mesa FHC, purged stuff for donations, and ran a whole bunch of errands. #
• For the first time ever, I think we actually owe income taxes this year. #sadface #
• What day is this again? Oh right. On the 5th day of Christmas Break, I went crazy. #
• On the 6th day of Christmas break we cleaned out the garage, Andrew & Mom planted flowers and I wrote a recap of 2011 in my autobiography. #
• Andrew and Mom just finished planting 100+ flowers in the back yard and a brand new Evergreen Pear tree. It looks so beautiful! #
• On day whatever-this-is of Christmas break, we reorganized our Anniversary trip and watched a lot of TV. I have dinner later w/ a coworker. #
• On the 8th day of Christmas break, I hiked Pass Mountain – 7.1 miles, 800 ft elevation gain, 4.5 hours. Happy New Years Eve! #
• Happy New Year 2012! #

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• My Aunt Suzy (Dreffs/Heath) just called me out of the blue. I haven't seen or talked to her in about 9 years! She just wanted to say hello. #
• I seriously want to crawl under the Christmas tree and cry. #unbearablecramps #
• Great big happy birthday wishes go out to my very best friend and sweet husband, @FloatingCat! I love you! #
• Holy freakin' black sky of doom! http://t.co/TZ6AXe8i #
• Dear Cramps: Seriously, I can't take this anymore. #cry #
• Meh. #
• I got a response from the National Archives of Poland! I sent them an email in September. #
• My employee is sleeping at his desk. Do I wake him up or let him sleep? Hmmm… Decisions, decisions…. #
• Stick a fork in me cuz I'm SO DONE! #readyforwinterbreak #
• Freeeeeeeedom!!!!!!! #
• 21 hours into Winter Break and I just can't decide what to do with all this free time. Bake cookies? Watch a movie? Genealogy? Naptime? #
• I made four different kinds of cookies and delivered them to several neighbors. They seemed genuinely happy to receive homemade cookies! #
• "Rev up the engines!" – My favorite line in Disney's Prep & Landing Christmas special. It never gets old! #

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• I finished my Poetry final portfolio. Andrew hung all the Christmas lights. Going to a holiday performance this afternoon. Festive times! #
• It's Sunday night. Do you know where your weekend went? #
• Sing with your Dory voice: "Just keep swimming… just keep swimming… just keep swimming…" #
• It's raining like crazy outside. We really need to plant winter flowers but we can't do it with soaked dirt! #desertlifeproblems #
• I love Chris Cornell, but the Mesa Arts Center can kiss my ass. Process, staff, facility – they can all suck it. #
• Andrew helped me make Holiday Rice Krispy Treats for tomorrow's potluck at work. http://t.co/nB1zwTfZ #
• Just finished my final Poetry class for the Fall 2011 semester. I'm really glad I took it. A lot of good writing came out of this one. #
• Today is the holiday potluck at work, followed by an afternoon wedding, then a Christmas show tonight. #busyday #
• If there is such a thing as Antler Hair, I think I have it… It's like Hat Hair,but from wearing Antlers. #
• I've definitely got my exercise in for the week. Whew! Running between buildings and floors, prep, party & cleanup. Now the dessert buffet! #
• Congratulations to Bonny and James on their marriage today! #
• Tonight's production of The Christmas Story @ Phoenix Theatre was truly incredible! The acting was great & story was hilarious. Great fun! #
• Hands down, that was the best play I've ever seen. Fantastic! #
• I gotz maaaad troubleshooting skillz. Just sayin'. #
• My Android apps keep crashing. Google Reader crashes on searches. Facebook crashes on friend profiles. Twitter crashes on mentions. Argh! #
• Ooooo I'm excited to photograph my nails! They look amazing! #
• Here's my attempt at Christmas Nail Art. http://t.co/aKpWYGM2 #

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• I'm using Google Translate to discuss my family history with a woman in Poland. Technology is wonderful! #
• Hello, Las Vegas! #
• I'm attending a conference this week for work. Time to put on my "Hi, it's nice to meet you" face! #
• Holy wow Batman – I've never seen this many people at a Keynote in my entire life. There must be 4,000 people in this one ballroom. #
• Conference chairs are conferency. Translation: uncomfortable! #
• Splurging on dinner @ Spago by Wolfgang Puck. Yum! #
• I dreamt about the Chocolate S'more Beignets from Spago last night. They were so dreamylicious! #
• The elevators are not working in my room tower. I just had to walk down 22 flights of stairs. #
• Caesars Palace main lobby decorated for Christmas http://t.co/18oT1mf1 #
• If anyone ever questioned my Geek status – I'm using my cell phone, my laptop, my tablet and my digital camera simultaneously. #
• Eating our way thru Vegas! Dinner last night at The Palm Restaurant, lunch at Max Brenner's and dinner tonight at P.J. Clarke's. OMG-Yummy! #
• =( <– This my saddest sad face. Atomic #7 is permanently closed. #cry #
• Lunch today was at Hash House a Go Go, and dinner was lovely at Canaletto inside the Venetian. Swordfish – yum! #
• It has been a full, educational week in Las Vegas. I have one last stop today at the Neon Museum, then it's off to home to see my Honey! #
• I'm back home and have a fun weekend ahead of me. What a nice break! #
• While folding laundry, Andrew asks me, "Is this a work dress or pajamas?" Maybe I need to reconsider some of my new wardrobe choices. #

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• I hiked the South Mountain Ridgeline, 3.6 miles, 400ft climb! http://t.co/V7kZsWAs #
• Today's a big change for me at work. I'm so excited! #
• "So….. You wanna play librarian? I'll read, and in six hours you tell me the library's closing." Brick on The Middle #
• I'm usually done with my Christmas shopping by now. I feel like I should be stressing out, but I'm not. I guess that's good, right? #
• I've lost so much weight, I had to get my wedding rings resized from an 8.5 down to a 7. Crazy! #
• Wow… That meeting was *really* uncomfortable. #
• I had a hard workout today in the gym. Came home and started dancing with Kinect. Burnin' burnin' burnin'! #
• My psyche is pretended to be motivated, but my body only wants to eat CHIPS. #
• For the record, my name is Jessica. It's not Jess, it's not Jesse, it's not Jessie, it's not J. It's Jessica. #
• Getting ready for my final poetry class. It's one of those why-do-I-have-to-be-here? nights. #
• I think I just got tasked with something that's way over my head. Doh! #
• It's my first day at my new internship. Wish me luck! #
• ATTN Jessica Green of Grapevine, TX – stop using my email address to sign up for your crap! I don't care how many GameStop points you have! #
• Discovered someone using an image by @floatingcat posted on Flickr for an auction on eBay. Makes me want to flap my arms & yell "Thief!" #
• We're getting a Christmas REAL tree this year! It's a 7' Noble Fir. http://t.co/94vEIkOo #
• It just started HAILING on us, waiting to load the Christmas tree. Is this a sign? It's now pouring rain. #
• Our living room smells like Christmas! http://t.co/YguWc45a #

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• I "love" how making an appointment at the blood lab means I get taken back in the same order as everyone else. *sigh* #
• New grill = faster good eats! Yum! #
• My dear friend @stampsgal (who is a genealogical genius) asked me for a list of Civil War soldiers in my family. There are SO many of them! #
• There are 8 men in my ancestry who definitely fought in the Civil War (7 Union, 1 Confederate) and 10 more alive that might have fought. #
• I'm descended from two men who fought in the Revolutionary War: Bethuel Cole & Daniel Weddell, both of whom are my 6th great-grandfathers. #
• Mom's coming over to watch the Dancing With the Stars Season 13 finale tonight! Wooot! I hope Ricki wins it. #
• Can't win 'em all. Unless you're JR! #
• ATTN JESSICA GREEN of OCALA, FL – Great job returning folding chairs at Kmart. PLEASE change your Shop Your Way Rewards Card email address! #
• Kmart has some serious security flaws. I love how they are sending me one of their customers' credit card info and mailing address. Thanks! #
• So… now Twitter is allowing promoted tweets directly in your Timeline instead of just on the sidebar? #bullshit #
• Churnin' churnin' churnin'! Ice cream makers churnin'! Chocolate and strawberry too. Oh so yummy! Get in my tummy! #
• Happy Thanksgiving from the Arizona 2012 Auto Show! http://t.co/6v3qEqJC #
• HOLY HELL we've NEVER seen this many people at Walmart. EVER. #
• Checkout lines at Walmart, Thanksgiving @ 10:30 pm http://t.co/Y83m7P9F #
• OMG! Baby McDonald's fries in my kids' meal!! http://t.co/6pEOyhLG #
• I picked up Dance Central 2 for half price. Wow, they've really improved it! I'm impressed – It's lots of fun! #

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• I've got 16 watchers and 4 bids on one of my eBay auctions that ends in 6 hours. I'm hoping for some serious sniper competition today! #
• That auction ended with no additional bids. I can't believe it! Ahh well. It's sold now. #
• I got rumblies in my tummy tonight. It won't stop rumblin'! #
• *yawn* #
• Dancing With the Stars semifinal results are tonight. I voted for Ricki Lake. She's been dancing beautifully! #
• I just told Andrew that grapes are like after dinner mints to me – they clean out my mouth and make it all fresh. The look on his face… #
• Garlic-steak flavored marinated chicken breasts with honey glazed carrots are on tonight's dinner menu. Yum! #
• Poetry workshop tonight will find the joy of my ridiculously stupid and very un-politically correct Blue Midget Carnie. *sigh* #
• Desserts at the SCC Desert Oasis: Beignets and Strawberry Shortcake. YUMTASTIC! http://t.co/mLtsVeL8 #
• It's been a very busy week for me. Work is busy, home is busy, life is busy… TGIF! #
• I'd like to wish a very HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY to my favorite lil' brother, Noah! #
• Dinner @ McDonalds tonight… #gourmetgonewrong #
• A night out on the town http://t.co/9d1nbhLA #
• Saw Stephen Petronio's "Underland." It was unapologetic and technically powerful with some heavy themes. Good, but not for everyone. #
• I still can't believe I'm down so many clothes sizes. Looks like I'll be doing some serious Black Friday shopping for myself this year! #

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• On today's agenda? Morning workout, vacuum the house, shopping for new clothes (for me), post 13 eBay auctions, and do my homework. #
• Eeek! I just spent $250 on new clothes. #thecostoflosingweight #
• I managed to get 5 shirts, 4 cardigans, 2 camis, 2 slacks, 1 skirt, 1 dress, 1 pair pajamas and some undergarments. Not too shabby. #
• New Garlic Butter Ritz Crackers = OMGDelicious #
• I can't seem to thwart being thrown under the speeding bus. Maybe I should focusing on stopping or redirecting the bus instead. #
• *yawn* #
• "I came here tonight because I wanted to connect with you.. but you are un-connect-with-able." – Reagan in Up All Night #
• Since I know you are wondering… The new Special K Protein Plus cereal tastes like sandpaper-covered cardboard. Blech. #
• DIY Kermit eyes! http://t.co/aDThLmsf #
• In 3 weeks I have lost 4 lbs of fat, and gained 4 lbs of muscle. Woot! #
• Sitting on the couch watching TV. Happy to be doing nothing. #boringtweets #
• How come Lucky insists on me continuously rubbing his belly while he lays sprawled across my lap? #
• Best Buy opens at Midnight this year for Black Friday. SLACKERS! Michael's opens ON Thanksgiving in the early evening. #
• The insurance cost difference between my 2004 Envoy and a 2012 Mercedes Benz ML350 is only +$38/mo. That's way less than I expected. #
• Just played Badminton at the park with a nice group of ladies. Great weather today! #
• Made an appt at the GMC dealership to see the Acadia Denali and the sales guy blew me off. I guess I'll go see the Mercedes Benz instead! #
• I'm in love with the ML 350, but my checking account is rolling its eyes. I really like the Acadia Denali, and it's more affordable. #
• I'm upgrading my blog today. WordPress was updated successfully. Now I'm trying to get the Theme working again. I lost my sidebar stuff! #
• Attention Jessica Green of Ocala, Florida! I don't care what you bought at Kmart and Dillards. Stop using my gmail address for receipts! #
• Attention KMART! You really need a function to report incorrect email addresses. I now have her transaction info & credit card details. #
• It's mid-November in Arizona. Perfect fire pit weather! http://t.co/cggon7ma #
• Just finished watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 on Blu-Ray. It's such an incredible ending to the series! #

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