Twitter Weekly Updates for Oct 7-Dec 16, 2012
Dec 19th, 2012 by Jessica

Twitter Tools decided to upgrade itself and break spectacularly in the process.  I can no longer automatically post my Twitter feeds every weekend like I have done for the past several years.

Here is a list of Tweets that haven’t been captured due to technical difficulties.  I’ll try to come up with a different solution over the Winter Break.

  • 16 Dec -Structural sugar! Yum!
  • 16 Dec – Santa diapers? I’ve officially seen it ALL.
  • 15 Dec – Cinderella’s Castle is all decked out for Christmas at Disneyland.
  • 15 Dec – We drove all the way to California Adventure to ride the Racers in Cars Land and they were broken both days. #disneyland #disappointment
  • 13 Dec – Ok so, who is this guy? Relationship to you: paternal grandfather of husband of sister-in-law.  knows ALL.
  • 13 Dec – Santa Hat pretzel bites!
  • 13 Dec – These two days of leadership training have been enlightening yet emotionally draining just the same.
  • 12 Dec – Attack of the Rice Krispy Treats! Red velvet, pumpkin spice, gingerbread, peppermint, cinnamon & chocolate.
  • 11 Dec – Five of my top values? Service, Achievement/Success, Recognition, Quality and Competence.
  • 11 Dec – Well, it was better than expected overall. As I figured, my current and former managers couldn’t be bothered to provide any feedback. #sigh
  • 11 Dec – Very nervous about getting my 360 feedback about my leadership abilities today. Expecting the worst.
  • 10 Dec – Okay week – I’m not ready for you to start yet! Can we rewind back to Saturday morning please?
  • 6 Dec – We’ve spent the whole week cataloguing hundreds of GI Joe parts for our brother-in-law. I foresee 50+ eBay auctions in our near future.
  • 3 Dec – “Oh no! Not a SONG!” – Grumpy Bear
  • 2 Dec – My pottery masterpiece. I call it, “FESTIVE POPCORN BOWL!”
  • 1 Dec – Impromtu cheeeeeese party!
  • 1 Dec – Cirque du Soleil’s Dralion was really cool. They actually jump-roped an entire pyramid of people. #insane
  • 1 Dec – When I said, “Let it snow!” the pollen from our neighbors’ 7′ backyard weeds is not what I had in mind.
  • 30 Nov – Day 5 of no soda. Caffeine detox in progress. #headache
  • 30 Nov – It’s sad when a coworker is excited to say, “Hey! We survived another month!” #november30
  • 28 Nov – I’m loving the weather this week. The highs are only around 80 degrees. We can finally open the windows and enjoy the fresh air and pollen.
  • 27 Nov – Crazy fire-in-the-sky sunset tonight
  • 26 Nov – Meh.
  • 25 Nov – Apparently people at Joanns still think it’s Black Friday. I’m about 93rd in line. #sigh
  • 24 Nov – Tumbles is wishing for some leftover Thanksgrilling ribs.
  • 24 Nov – “Does this make my chin look fat?”
  • 24 Nov – Balls of pollen are floating everywhere thanks to the mutant trees in our neighbor’s backyard. This one inva
  • 23 Nov – It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas at our house!
  • 23 Nov – Santa’s Beanie butt – one of my favorite sights of the holiday season!
  • 22 Nov – Christmas shopping: DONE! Christmas cards: DONE! Employee gifts: DONE! I’m ready to relax and enjoy December.
  • 22 Nov – Happy Thankgrilling! #thanksgiving #newtraditions
  • 21 Nov – Happy last-day-before-Thanksgiving-vacation Wednesday!
  • 20 Nov – Still can’t get my computer to boot. Tried recovering to 11/16 and 11/12, both points failed.
  • 19 Nov – My computer is still shutting itself off. I think it’s time to get out the repair disks.
  • 18 Nov – Just watched Hamlet with David Tennant. It wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. #culture
  • 18 Nov – Two out of three kitties agree: I should have stayed in bed today.
  • 18 Nov – Safe mode… backing up files to the external drive. #booo
  • 18 Nov – Last night’s automatic Windows updates killed my computer!
  • 18 Nov – My computer is unable to start. 🙁
  • 17 Nov – Twilight… oh the drama… didn’t expect the twist! Still a terrible flick overall.
  • 17 Nov – Color FAIL!
  • 15 Nov – I’m hosting a gourmet five course dinner tonight at a local restaurant for the ladies. I can’t wait to try the French-inspired desserts!
  • 13 Nov – Anyone know of an Android app that will calculate distances like a tape measure?
  • 13 Nov – This is one of those days when I should have stayed in bed. Definitely.
  • 12 Nov – Tumbles has redefined the term “headbutt” for kitties ’round the world…
  • 11 Nov – Supercheese! He’s so handsome.
  • 11 Nov – There’s a little girl running back and forth through the car wash waiting area in a Superman cape…
  • 11 Nov – It’s beginning to look a lot like Thanksgiving ’round our place!
  • 10 Nov – Seems like Mother Nature forgot to turn off the air conditioning. #brrrr
  • 10 Nov – A special gift from my Honey Bunches – a beautiful sapphire orchid!
  • 10 Nov – I haven’t slept in until 11am since… well, I have no idea the last time. Boy was I exhausted from this week! Work is nonstop these days.
  • 9 Nov – I removed my nail polish and discovered it dyed my fingernails. Not cool.
  • 9 Nov – I’m so thankful it’s Friday and it’s even a 3-day weekend! I wish it were payday too.
  • 8 Nov – Is it Friday yet? #exhausted
  • 6 Nov – I wish I had $1 for every time CNN has tweeted the term, “CNN projects” this evening. #doughrolling
  • 6 Nov CNN Breaking News – Barack Obama will be re-elected president, CNN projects. #CNNelection (Retweeted by Jessica)
  • 5 Nov – When is NOT the best time to open an investment account? 3 days after a catastrophic superstorm / 3 days before a Presidential election…
  • 5 Nov – We just saw Wreck It Ralph in 3D – it was fantastic! Sooo cute! #oreo #whoaaah-oh
  • 4 Nov – Vegas was so much fun! I wish I didn’t have to come back to reality, although I did miss @FloatingCat big bunches. 🙂
  • 3 Nov – Crazy night at the Rio with the Carnival World Buffet followed by the Chippendales! #eyecandy
  • 3 Nov – Hello Kitty ROCKS @ Swarovski inside Caesar’s Forum Shops!
  • 3 Nov – Neon coins from the Fitzgerald’s Las Vegas!
  • 3 Nov – Time for our official grand opening Neon Museum tour!
  • 3 Nov – Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas!
  • 3 Nov – VEGAS BABY!! Checking out the sights with my friend Beth.
  • 1 Nov – Captain, I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat!
  • 1 Nov – Pei Wei is open by Airpark! Hooray!
  • 31 Oct – 2012 Halloween final count: 80. Much lower than previous years. It’s just not the same anymore.
  • 31 Oct Andrew Green ‏@FloatingCat – Sheriff Woody and “Tired” @sundevil99 were our costumes this Halloween. #howdyhowdyhowdy (Retweeted by Jessica)
  • 31 Oct – Cutest costume: Our neighbor’s daughter dressed as a Bumblebee and did a hip hop dance routine to a boom box tune for candy.
  • 31 Oct – This year for Halloween I dressed in my robe and slippers, while Andrew was Woody from Toy Story. #howdyhowdyhowdy
  • 31 Oct – Happy Halloween!
  • 31 Oct – I was forced to cancel my vacation this Halloween, so I’m going to work in my bathrobe. I’m officially “tired.”
  • 30 Oct – Ancestry DNA has successfully matched me with an new 4th cousin on the Cole side of the family. How exciting!
  • 30 Oct – It’s sad how my level of stress is directly proportional to my frequency of tweets. #slowtweetweek
  • 29 Oct – So thankful it’s FINALLY nice enough outside to leave the house. I feel sad for the east coasters being ravaged by hurricane Sandy tonight.
  • 28 Oct – We decorated our empty flower bed with skeletons for my Ghost S’Mories event tonight. LOL!
  • 27 Oct – Sad to say goodbye to my lil’ brother this morning. I hope he comes back to visit sometime soon!
  • 26 Oct – We had SO much fun with Noah, DaD and Karen adventuring through Arizona this week. I’m sad they have to go back home!
  • 25 Oct – We took Noah to the Grand Canyon, Lowell Observatory and Meteor Crater. His response: “I just can’t decide which is my favorite.”
  • 23 Oct – Karen, Noah and I painted pumpkins for Halloween today!
  • 21 Oct – Noah’s Arizona adventure began with watching Avengers in-flight, enjoying Five Guys for lunch, then he played my Nintendo 3DS all night!
  • 20 Oct – Today is the day Noah comes to visit!!! Hooray!!! Just five more hours to wait.
  • 19 Oct – Can’t get up for a minute in this place…
  • 19 Oct – I just butt-texted my sister-in-law. Ahhh, the perils of carrying a smartphone in my pocket at all times.
  • 17 Oct – Three more days… but who’s counting? I AM!
  • 17 Oct – OMG Kitty bag w/FUR!!
  • 17 Oct – The forward collision alert in my new car does more than just light up and beep. It also slams the breaks faster than I could react. #wow
  • 16 Oct – I hope the move I just made is career-enhancing, not career-limiting…
  • 16 Oct – Four more days! I’ve got a one track mind this week, and it’s set to FUN!
  • 15 Oct – Gahhhh!!
  • 15 Oct – Just five more days until I get to hang out with my lil’ brother!!
  • 13 Oct – My lil’ brother is visiting next week. I got him a Cars sleeping bag and a special night light to match. 🙂
  • 13 Oct – I’m making Brown Butter Caramel Spice cookies filled with dulce de leche! Time to stock the freezer with pr
  • 13 Oct – Out shopping to stock up the kitchen. Today is baking day! Making lots and lots of cookies to freeze.
  • 12 Oct – Chaos!! They are never consistent, are they?
  • 12 Oct – “Student apologizes, shoots self in class,” “Man dies after cops Taser him” and “TV host accused of sex abuse.” News makes me sick.
  • 12 Oct – Why don’t I read the news? “U.S. drone kills 16,” “Gang-raped girl can’t leave home” and “Mom kicked, glued kid’s hands.” That’s why.
  • 12 Oct – TGIF
  • 10 Oct – Red Velvet cake from Liberty Market makes me happy! @ Liberty Market
  • 10 Oct Ms. Green M&M’S® ‏@mmsgreen Green goes with anything! (Retweeted by Jessica)
  • 9 Oct – It’s one of those no-gaps-between-meetings days. One thing after another, then another and another.
  • 8 Oct – Milk Chocolate Chip soft batch cookies! #yummy
  • 8 Oct – I got to spend some time with my friend Katie this weekend. She is visiting Arizona from Colorado.
  • 7 Oct – RIP Mark Douglas Holly (1958-2012). We’ll miss you Uncle Mark!
  • 7 Oct – The Gilbert Temple is coming along. The parking lot and palm trees are being installed.


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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-10-14
Oct 14th, 2012 by Jessica

  • The Gilbert Temple is coming along. The parking lot and palm trees are being installed. #
  • RIP Mark Douglas Holly (1958-2012). We'll miss you Uncle Mark! #
  • I got to spend some time with my friend Katie this weekend. She is visiting Arizona from Colorado. #
  • Milk Chocolate Chip soft batch cookies! #yummy #
  • It's one of those no-gaps-between-meetings days. One thing after another, then another and another. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-10-07
Oct 7th, 2012 by Jessica

  • Breakfast pancakes and fruit at Joe's Farm Grill #
  • It's kitty roundup time! Here's Cheetoe! #
  • Tumble time! #
  • We're the Lucky ones with this lovable fella. He's sugar sweet! #
  • What did I have for lunch today? A flu shot. #ouch #
  • I'm seriously jonesin' for chocolate milk. #
  • I feel like I have homework, but I have to rely on others to complete it. I really don't like that feeling. #
  • I set out 5 boxes of cookies for 100 coworkers. They were GONE in 2 hours. Only one person said "Thank you." #
  • I need a white flag. #
  • "When you bang your head against the wall, you're the only one who bleeds from it." – Colleague #
  • Jury selection is today. The best part is that I get to wear jeans and a tshirt. #
  • Being stuck in a jury assembly room the morning after the first Obama/Romney Presidential debate is a special form of torture. #
  • I am #37 All I can think of is "Clerks." 37??? #
  • Bah! "Absolute secrecy." #
  • Listening to the entire Arizona Criminal Code and all Arizona Revised Statutes read by a computer voice is another special form of torture. #
  • Five. Hours. Of. Codes. #
  • I feel like Neo in The Matrix. "I know the entire Arizona Title 13 Criminal Code." #blinkblinkblink #
  • Apple Fries at Durger Dog are delicious! @ Durger Dog #
  • Adult PB&J at Indulge Burger in Scottsdale with bananas, onion straws and bacon… #
  • I'm trying my hand at a few homemade Halloween crafts this year. We have a few parties lined up and my little bro will be visiting too! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-30
Sep 30th, 2012 by Jessica

  • iPads… The new doctor's office magazine rack! #
  • Got attacked by a dog during a photo walk this morning. Oh the drama. My left upper back leg: #
  • 36 hours later, my leg is very colorful. Very. Colorful. #
  • I always add little notes of appreciation to my sub sandwich orders. The driver told me tonight they post them on the wall for motivation. #
  • RHCP is concert tonight, rescheduled from March 2nd. Couldn't sell 'em so had to use 'em! #
  • Our view of the stage for RHCP! I am TERRIFIED of the height and the steepness of the stairs to get to these #
  • Band of Skulls opening for RHCP #
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers performing Californication – what a fantastic show! I'm kind of glad nobody bought my #
  • A Taste of Greece – Baklava and Diples, yum!! #
  • Saganaki – OPA! Greek cheese dipped, fried and flamed with brandy. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-23
Sep 23rd, 2012 by Jessica

  • Lunch @ The Duce in Phoenix served with a side of boxing ring, bleachers and bowling shoes for sale. #totallyrandom #
  • Phoenix Art Museum Paper Exhibit – check! Hall of Flame Firefighting Museum – check! McCormick Stillman Railroad Park – check! #bucketlist #
  • I'm tiptoeing into the dangerous world of Digital Scrapbooking. It feels like I'm about to fall into the rabbit hole. #wheeeeeeee #
  • We've started seeing a financial planner to set up multiple retirement funds. I hope our choices pay off in the long run. #
  • I saw Fiona Apple perform in Mesa on Tuesday, and on Thursday she was arrested for drug possession in Texas. That makes me sad. #
  • It's been a lonnnnng week. #TGIF #
  • I spent my Saturday helping my friend Beth buy a new car. I'm so glad everything worked out. She got a slammin' deal! #madnegotiationskills #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-16
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-09
Sep 9th, 2012 by Jessica

  • Birthday cupcakes! Yum! #
  • I had a wonderful birthday party surrounded by family and friends. I'm so grateful for these fun memories! #
  • I just deposited two checks into my bank account with my DROID4 smartphone. No more driving to the bank. Happy birthday to me! #
  • Cheetoe is enjoying the day. #
  • Lucky has decided his fun for today is to sit down and block Cheetoe's view on the bed. #
  • Birthday Mani – Enchanted Polish "Octopus's Garden" with essie luxeffects "pure pearlfection" on top! #
  • Intense Tumbles is intense… #
  • Sat through The Graduate and that was terrible. Now I'm trying to watch the original Little Women but I just can't! #oldmoviesareboring #
  • I had a relaxing birthday this year. I spent most of the day planning for retirement contributions. #stillyoungatheart #
  • My employees got me a card and chocolate cake – yum! #
  • Employer error in your favor. Collect $524. #WOOHOO #
  • Dear Brain, please stop working. It's 2am and I'm tired. #
  • I finally managed to acquire all 8 versions of Dominion plus the 5 specialty cards from eBay. Woot! #
  • Tumbles says "Pffffffftttthhhhhh!" #
  • Grumpy Bear is looking for a snack. He pulls out giant Gummi Bear: "Too chewy, and WAY WRONG." I just love The Care Bears on @HubTVNetwork ! #
  • Tumbles is helping put the fur back on all the freshly washed blankets for tonight's movie party… #sigh #
  • Essie 'go overboard' with gem crush 'glitz gal' on top #
  • Ok seriously Tumbles… What a goofball! That can't possibly be comfortable. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-02
Sep 2nd, 2012 by Jessica

  • Andrew is making Watermelon Sorbet! #
  • For the record, I named Perry's navigation system Jackie. She follows Jill and Jan in my history of automated routing options. #
  • I had a fun weekend filled with games and friends, and spent some time getting to know Perry and Jackie. #
  • I would like to ask #americanpickers to stop the blatant product advertising. It really makes me want to stop watching the show. #
  • Verizon Wireless, I don't care at all about #NFLMobile so PLEASE stop forcing me to update the app against my will. #
  • Supercheese! #
  • I wish my head and back would stop hurting. 🙁 #
  • Stocks and annuities and mutual funds – oh my! #
  • We had an absolutely hysterical time playing Cards Against Humanity at Beth's house tonight. What a great game for a crazy group of people! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-26
Aug 26th, 2012 by Jessica

  • I have the Care Bears theme song as my new ringtone. #awesome #
  • A man in Washington found a photo I posted on Flickr; turns out he knew Andrew's grandmother when she was a child. #genealogy #
  • I love the Care Bears. I want to rub my belly and have happy rainbows fly out everywhere. #carebears #
  • My Terrain has arrived!!! #
  • Rain, rain, go away… Come back tomorrow when I'm not buying a new car!! #
  • Here she is! My new ride – a 2013 GMC Terrain SLT-2 in Atlantis Blue Metallic w/Jet Black leather. I named her Perry! #
  • Introducing Perry – my new baby! #
  • I just remote started Perry with my smartphone. #ilovetechnology #
  • The cashier at Michael's was from Saginaw. #smallworld #
  • I've officially seen it all! #
  • We need a better organization solution for our pots and pans… #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-19
Aug 19th, 2012 by Jessica

  • I'm hosting a movie event at our place today. I'm in charge of the Popcorn Buffet! #
  • Boy am I tired. Is it the weekend yet? Hmm… Tuesday? IT'S ONLY TUESDAY??!?!! Oh my goodness. #
  • Day 12 of being sick. I can't remember ever being sick for this long in my entire life. I'm going back to the doctor again today. #
  • I got flowers from my honey! *awww* #
  • Cheesy is hiding under the bed (no idea why) #
  • Why of course nobody can see you, Tumbles! #
  • I ordered a custom license place on the new Arizona Centennial design. Should like nice on the new Terrain! #
  • I've been watching the new show Totally Biased on FX. It's pretty funny, although not for the easily offended! It's the opposite of PC. #
  • Hello Ice Cream Sandwich! #android #
  • I got cloth seat covers and an ultrasuede steering wheel cover for all that nasty leather in my new car. #
  • 100 degrees and 40% humidity outside. I am drenched with sweat just walking from the car into the store and back. #
  • Flowers… So pretty! #

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