Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-17
June 17th, 2012 by Jessica

  • Cheesy paw! #
  • It's Sunday night. I can haz time travel to Thursday night? #kthxbai #
  • I need a time machine, stat. #tothedelorean #
  • When there's a sign on my closed door that says "I'm taking an assessment" it doesn't translate to "Please come in and start talking to me." #
  • Note to You can stop advertising the AncestryDNA kit to me now since I already bought, received and returned one… #
  • "This place is a tomb. I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun." – You've Got Mail #
  • I don't always stare at you when you watch television, but when I do, I make sure you are really uncomfortab #
  • I bought a used Scattergories game and it's complete… except for the missing alphabet die. #doh #
  • I just ordered a brand new 2013 GMC Terrain! It's Atlantis Blue Metallic with jet black leather interior. I hope to have it by mid-August. #
  • "I bought these teeth, and then I had them gold-plated so I could eat apples. And then sadly, I discovered… I don't like apples." -Penguin #

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