• Cheesy paw! http://t.co/q0QDOJp #
• It's Sunday night. I can haz time travel to Thursday night? #kthxbai #
• I need a time machine, stat. #tothedelorean #
• When there's a sign on my closed door that says "I'm taking an assessment" it doesn't translate to "Please come in and start talking to me." #
• Note to http://t.co/ugUapZp: You can stop advertising the AncestryDNA kit to me now since I already bought, received and returned one… #
• "This place is a tomb. I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun." – You've Got Mail #
• I don't always stare at you when you watch television, but when I do, I make sure you are really uncomfortab http://t.co/J5muBbb #
• I bought a used Scattergories game and it's complete… except for the missing alphabet die. #doh #
• I just ordered a brand new 2013 GMC Terrain! It's Atlantis Blue Metallic with jet black leather interior. I hope to have it by mid-August. #
• "I bought these teeth, and then I had them gold-plated so I could eat apples. And then sadly, I discovered… I don't like apples." -Penguin #

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