I wake up every morning and I just piss excellence. — Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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A Thanksgiving riddle for you: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
The Green Family, Thanksgiving 2003
Answer: Because he had the drumsticks!
I would like to wish each of you a very Happy Thanksgiving!